第822章:关键是你丑(2/2)
“你`````````”
那名年轻人点着脑袋:“很好,小子!我看你是不见棺材不落泪啊!”
导购小姐见双方起了争执,不禁轻轻扯了扯叶枫,小声道:“先生,我劝你还是赶紧离开吧,这位沈公子在自由之城有点势力,最后怕是`````````”
导购小姐没有继续说下去,不过意思已经很明显了,你要是不走,最后你肯定会很惨的`````````
叶枫轻描淡写的笑了笑:“我就在这,你能把我怎样?”
此话一出,三层的宾客皆是目瞪口呆。而叶枫身边的那名导购小姐更是脸色苍白。
“完了完了,还希望不要连累到自己啊`````````”
“有点意思!”那青年狂笑了起来:“大话倒是不小,只怕等下你光顾着求饶了!”
“呵呵`````````”叶枫摇了摇头。
想当初自己连神都未曾怕过,更别说区区一个小青年了````````
“这样,我给你两条路选择,一,你打赢我,我放你走!第二,你从我裤裆下钻过去`````````”青年信心十足的说道。
“你脑子没病吧?第一,我有说我要走吗?第二,你从我裆下钻过去还差不多,还我钻!”叶枫无语道。
“你````````”
“还有!”叶枫一摆手:“你长得那么丑,我怎么可能和你打架,爱因斯坦的相对论你有没有听说过?一个长得帅的,和一个长得丑的,是相对的。就拿你身边这位小弟来说,虽然他长得像猩猩,但是他如果和你站在一起,无疑他就是一个高大英俊的帅哥!”
“等下,小哥儿,为什么啊?那人不是长得像猩猩吗?”大豆问道。
“因为,他长得像头猪啊!你看,猩猩和猪站在一起,是不是猩猩帅上很多?”叶枫笑道。
噗嗤——
三层中,有不少人忍不住笑了出来。
不许笑!你们都不许笑!那青年的脸一片铁青的吼道。
还有,我和你说,关键是你已经长得那么丑了,我要还和你动手,把你打的更丑,你还活不活了?我不是那样的人!我很善良的!叶枫一本正经道。
啊啊啊!小青年都快被叶枫逼疯了,他一手指着叶枫,一手向着窗外丢出了一枚信号弹:“小子,你完蛋了!”
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